Shower Thoughts

A collection of my favourite and most profound shower thoughts, which will change how you see the world…

• Nobody has ever been in an empty room
• If you’re one in a million, then there’s 7,125 people exactly like you
• If you drew a penis on a vampire’s face when they were sleeping, they’d never find out about it
• Knuckles are tiny elbows
• A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
• Nothing is ever on fire- fire is on things
• Cats clean their bodies with their tongues, but how do they clean their tongues?
• If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world now
• We will never hear about the truly perfect crime

That is all, as you were.